Cover of Me Talk Pretty One Day
Reading time

How long does it take to read Me Talk Pretty One Day?

by David Sedaris

Checked July 2026

At an average pace

4h 59m

74,800 words at 250 a minute

At 30 minutes a day, you would finish in about 10 days.

That is 10 sessions with Me Talk Pretty One Day.

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45 minutes a day would finish it in about 7 days.

How many words is Me Talk Pretty One Day?

Me Talk Pretty One Day is about 74,800 words, estimated from its 272 pages at about 275 words a page. At 250 words a minute, that comes to 4 hours 59 minutes.

Most reading-time sites default to 300 words a minute. The best evidence we could find, a 2019 meta-analysis of 190 studies by Marc Brysbaert, puts silent adult reading of English prose closer to 238 words a minute for non-fiction and 260 for fiction. We use 250. It is slower than the number you will see elsewhere, and it is closer to how people actually read.

This is still a model, not a measurement. When enough ReadersGuild readers have finished Me Talk Pretty One Day, we will replace this estimate with the time they actually took.

How many pages is Me Talk Pretty One Day?

Pages
272
Author
David Sedaris
Genre
non-fiction

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